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Whatsapp is the most popular Instant messaging app nowadays. It is a cross-platform mobile messaging app. We are sharing here funny whatsapp status which you send to your friends, lover, girlfriends, boyfriend, relatives or anyone in the world.

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Through this app, one can be able to send infinite messages rather than normal message while will be charging for per messages. Even in terms of normal messages, TRAI is having a rule that one can only be able to send a certain number of messages. Normally for using whatsapp one need to have a certified data plan which he or she may be using for browsing or for mailing purpose.

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You can share your feelings with anyone through this app. It is one of the most simple apps at this time. People from all over the world are using whatsapp many times in a day. Also Check: Whatsapp Sad Status

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My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂😉

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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जान-पहचान होते ही लड़को को, लड़की को #WHATSAPP पर, ADD करने की इतनी जल्दी होती है, मानों होने वाली बीवी का, राशनकार्ड में नाम चढ़वाना हो..!!!

Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet .

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

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Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.

Ushne kaha Mere ISHQ
Mein Fanaah Ho Jaa
Maine Kaha:
Mere Paas Time Nahi Chal
Dafa Ho Jaa…

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

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Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Women should not have children after 35. Really … 35 children are enough.

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

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Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

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 Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

I’m tired and sick of being the one who cheers up people when they’re sad… because when I’m the one in need of someone, nobody is there to make me feel better.

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Life is short smile while you still have teeth

Without you here, the sun forgets to shine.

It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

छोड़ दिया किस्मत की लकीरों पर यकीन करना,
जब लोग बदल सकते हैं तो किस्मत क्या चीज़ है!

Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

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 A thousand words couldn’t bring you back… I know this because I tried, neither could a thousand tears… I know this because I cried, you left behind a broken heart and happy memories too…but I never wanted memories…I only wanted you.

No matter how much I try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

Save water – Drink beer!

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

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My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

if I am wired with you then I like you..

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.

I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions 🙂

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…

High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you.

 pretend to ignore you, but I really just miss you.

A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

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God is really creative, I mean …just look at me!

A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Dekh Jaan
Tere Pyaar me kitna intezaar kiya
Aur ush intezaar me na jaane kitno se pyaar kiya..

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

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funny whatsapp status in hindi

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गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान के पास आकर पूछता है,
भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?

कुछ धर्म पत्नियां खाने में बहुत ज्यादा घी तेल दाल देती है ,
शायद उन्हें लगता है की इससे उनके पति ज्यादा माईलेज देने लगेंगे.

हे! मेरे 33 करोड़ देवी- देवताओं मुझे यादा कुछ नहीं चाहिए..बस आप सब एक एक रुपिया दे दो॥

कुछ लडकिया तो इतनी सुन्दर होती है के मैं मन ही मन में खुद को रिजेक्ट कर लेता हु। ????

परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो पर डर तो दारु पीने से ही दूर होता है.. ????

कुछ लोग मुझे अपना कहा करते थे.. सच कहूँ तो वो सिर्फ कहा करते थे..

जिंदगी मै सिर्फ़ दो ही नशा करना, जीने के लिए यार और मरने के लीये प्यार..

बोला था ना मुझे block मत कर….देख तेरी friend मेरे love में फंस गई.

” बात ” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..

कही भी जाओ किस्से है बीवी के,
कोई लाने के लिए रोता है तो कोई ला के रो रहा है.<

ये NDA सरकार है यहाँ घोटाला राष्ट्रहित के लिए होता है ।

हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!

आजकल बच्चै 80% नंबर लाकर भी रो रहे हैं.. और एक हम थे जो दसवी में 38% नंबर लेके भी गली में नुक्ती बाँट दिया करते थे…!!

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☀काश सूरज की भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती ????

मेरे दोस्त केहते हैं तुम्हारे सब #StatuS एक नंबर रेहते हैं मैने कहा २ नंबर के काम मैने कभी किया ही नहीं|

वो कहते है कि हमे मोहब्बत है आपसे हमने भी कह दिया जा झूठी प्यार का पंचनामा -2 देखी है हमने

अंग्रेजी की किताब बन गई हो तुम | पसंद तो आती हो पर समझ् मे नही

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… 😛

आजकल हर जगह महिलाएँ
शराब बंद करने के लिये
आन्दोलन करती नजर आ रही हं…….
जिस दिन हम महिलाओं की लिप्सटिक,
पाउडर और क्रीम के खिलाफ
आँदोलन पे उतर गये
उस दिन महिलायें
मुँह दिखाने लायक नही रह जायेंगी।
-भड़का हुआ शराबी… 😀 😛

रात को किताब मेरी मुझे देखती रही,
नींद मुझे अपनी ओर खींचती रही,
नींद का झोंका मेरा मन मोह गया
और एक रात फिर
यह जीनियस बिना पढ़े सो गया….

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जो दिल का दर्द भुलाने के लिए शराब पिते है ,वो कभी साथ में नमकीन नहीं खाते,
क्योकि नमकीन तो दिलासा देने वाले ही खा जाते है.

आजकल की दुनिया में शरीफ , सच्चे और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना बहुत ही मुश्किल है,
में खुद हैरान हूँ की तुम लोगो ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया ?

dp छोड़, स्टेटस छोड़, लास्ट सीन देख़ छुट्टी पर जा रहा हूँ…. दिल टूटा है सम्भलने में कुछ वक़्त तो लगेगा…

सुबह-सुबह फेसबुक, ट्विटर और व्हट्सएप पर 3-4 किलोमीटर तक उंगलियाँ खिसकाना… इसे भी मॉर्निंग वाक ही माना जाना चाहिए।

कुछ मोहब्बतें इसलिए भी जुदा हो जाती हैं क्योंकि ,11th क्लास पहुँचते ही मैथ्स, बायो और कॉमर्स अलग अलग हो जाते हैं

ज़िंदगी भी विडियो गेम सी हो गयी है, साला एक लैवल क्रॉस करो तो अगला लैवल और मुश्किल आ जाता हैं..

अगर आज वो मुझसे बात कर लेती तो कौन सा कहर टूट पड़ता। खामोस रहकर खुद उसने तूफ़ान को न्योता दिया है।।

हर स्त्री, पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है, मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच के साथ पुरुष अकेले ही निपटेगा !

हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है,
बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती.

अक्कल बादाम खाने से नही…ठोकर खाने से आती है।

Log kehta hai ki mohabbat sirf ek bar hoti hai,
Par jab jab use dekhu, mujhe bar bar hoti hai.

अहंकार दिखा के किसी रिश्ते को तोड़ने से अच्छा है की,माफ़ी मांगकर वो रिश्ता निभाया जाये….

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इतने देशों में भारत ही एक मात्र देश है
जहाँ के लोगो का #भविष्य
उनके कच्छे पर निर्भर करता है।
अपना लक पहन के चलो

दो औरतों को 20 साल की सज़ा मिली,
20 साल तक जेल में एक ही कमरे में रहने के बाद
दोनों ने रिहा होने पे कहा,
चल बहन बाकी बातें फोन पे करते हैं !!!

हिंदी भी अजीब भाषा है घडी बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – बंद है,
और लड़की बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – चालु है.

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है,
मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है.

मुझसे नफरत करनी है तो इरादे मजबूत रखना…. जरा से भी चूके तो महोब्बत हो जायेगी…

अजीब किस्सा है जिन्दगी का,अजनबी हाल पूछ रहे हैं…. और अपनो को खबर तक नहीं।

हज़ार बार ली है तुमने तलाशी मेरे दिल की, बताओ कभी कुछ मिला है इसमें प्यार के सिवा..

Tum मिले या ना मिले ये तो और बात है, मैं कोशिश भी ना करूँ, ये तो गलत बात ह!!!!

Tujhe koi aur bhi chahe, is baat se dil thoda jalta hai,
Par fakar hai mujhe, meri pasand pe bhi koi marta hai.

नोकरी के ऑर्डर में लिखा था की सरकार की तरफ से आपको क्वार्टर मिलेगा,
और हम इतने भोले थे की जोइनिंग के दिन सुबह सोडा लेकर ऑफिस पहुँच गए.

फोटो मत देख.. पगली अभी..तो… हमारे बिच में… Friendship है,
युँही फोटो देखती .. रही तो … Loveship ♡ हो..जायेगी…

“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो,
पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

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Funny Whatsapp Status in English

Funny Whatsapp Status in English

 I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.

the best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol

 I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.



Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.

A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast

Graduation – The process changing one’s status from “Student” to “Unemployed”.

Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.

When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say “Oh yeah, that’s where the really cute girl works”.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

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Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).


Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”

Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.

Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome

Respect yourself and follow your heart.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

 Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

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